Simba, you have forgotten me
Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
"i love u my dumpling"
being proud of ur friends and jealous of them at the same time
imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
son *puts a hand on your shoulder* son sometimes *puts another hand on your shoulder* Son sometimes things are *puts another hand on your shoulder* son you just gotta *puts another hand on your shoulder* son
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
they should invent
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
the faster you go the faster the wifi
Now that’s motivation
wow look at sammy go he needs the internet for research.
*furiously jogging* so gET THIS
IT GOT BETTER