i just poured some milk into this jar but i lost control of the pour speed and stopped it just in time w/o spills there is a god
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
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my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins
where can i buy that apron
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
A simple guide to know what the hell you are.
The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.